January 6, 2012

Scumbag Developer

var thing = null;

/*

dseymore:

Comment out all the working JavaScript, add some alert statements of static strings, add logging to the application that throws exceptions, breaks features; commit the code, head home.

*/

alert(“this is probably important, but I don’t care”);

log.debug(“I’ve skipped this: ” + thing.getSomething());

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November 1, 2011

RT @bcsone: http://t.co/CczgVXwQ

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October 24, 2011

Latest harvest from the garden http://t.co/mXSJ3yBT

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October 20, 2011

dseymore:

lead engineer with access to confluence and google docs; using microsoft word instead. 

how sad

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October 19, 2011

RT @thinkgeek: BRACE YOURSELF. Quantum levitation is about to blow your mind: http://t.co/tAj9LYYY (That wasn’t even hyperbole.)

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February 14, 2011

I used to love #Nokia, but the new windows tie in is a deal breaker. How disappointing.

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August 18, 2010

RT @bdawidowicz: Awesome summary of ORCL vs GOOG RT @michaelneale: Thank you @headius for taking the time to research and write this up …

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Parking citation from the work parking garage.. why is their system so crazy?

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I guess you haven’t seen the ‘matching’ bookshelves yet have you?

Although, I don’t mind the couches that much.. they are pretty comfortable to read in.

dseymore:

The couches have blown my mind…. really? is that really what belongs in an office?

really.. really fucking hate the style here. Is it really that hard to look at what a modern office decor is like?

anyway.. it sure is different…… poop brown carpet with poop brown couches….

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August 6, 2010
Mmm

Mmm

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