January 2012
1 post
Scumbag Developer
var thing = null;
/*
dseymore:
Comment out all the working JavaScript, add some alert statements of static strings, add logging to the application that throws exceptions, breaks features; commit the code, head home.
*/
alert(“this is probably important, but I don’t care”);
log.debug(“I’ve skipped this: ” + thing.getSomething());
November 2011
1 post
RT @bcsone: http://t.co/CczgVXwQ
October 2011
3 posts
Latest harvest from the garden http://t.co/mXSJ3yBT
dseymore:
lead engineer with access to confluence and google docs; using microsoft word instead.
how sad
RT @thinkgeek: BRACE YOURSELF. Quantum levitation is about to blow your mind: http://t.co/tAj9LYYY (That wasn’t even hyperbole.)
February 2011
1 post
I used to love #Nokia, but the new windows tie in is a deal breaker. How disappointing.
August 2010
4 posts
RT @bdawidowicz: Awesome summary of ORCL vs GOOG RT @michaelneale: Thank you @headius for taking the time to research and write this up …
Parking citation from the work parking garage.. why is their system so crazy?
I guess you haven’t seen the ‘matching’ bookshelves yet have you?
Although, I don’t mind the couches that much.. they are pretty comfortable to read in.
dseymore:
The couches have blown my mind…. really? is that really what belongs in an office?
really.. really fucking hate the style here. Is it really that hard to look at what a modern office decor is like?
anyway.....
June 2010
6 posts
The fisrt of the garden is planted http://twitgoo.com/14rzvc
Finished the raised bed..now just need the garden part http://twitgoo.com/14qk92
Step one of raised bed garden complete http://twitgoo.com/147979
The cart is proving an excellent addition to the tractor http://twitgoo.com/1472ic
Transformers battling it out in my office window.. http://twitgoo.com/zxvuf
Its your short but sweet posts that worry me the most
dseymore:
Wow.. we’re incredibly horrible.
May 2010
2 posts
Having my own office is boring. I miss being with the teams..
I can totally see you walking around with one of these bluetooth’d to your phone..
http://www.zebra.com/id/zebra/na/en/index/products/printers/mobile/mz_220.html
dseymore:
I think I’m about to order the stuff needed to build an rss to receipt paper printer. I kinda wanna see what it would look like to put our tickets from jira into a physical format.
And then.. I could HAND people...
April 2010
5 posts
Fight on the metro leaving dupont.. impressed they managed to shatter some of the plexyglass windows.
I’m not sure why or what I would use it for, but I suddenly feel like setting up an Asterisk box
RT @jkuhnert whoa, @Jakeherringbone speaking at what looks like an awesome conference. http://bit.ly/doXmaq
Switched to google reader from vienna (os x) .. liking it so far
I’m sure that Brad would love to get you set up in Dublin or Sidney for his company
dseymore:
Maybe I seriously just need to move to another state/country. :|
March 2010
11 posts
Poor Liffey got zapped by the deer fence.. she’s ok now though
RT @thinkgeek: 1-billionth scale USS Enterprise measures 8.8-µm long after being crushed in a quantum singularity: http://j.mp/dD2ljX
good call
dseymore:
I think we should just hire a bunch of cute girl developers…. and then maybe we’ll start attracting rock stars.
Finally.. a four door convertible.. go porschey http://bit.ly/bM5r6S
What happened? Where was everyone? RT @OpenSourceGov Are you coming to the #DC Free / #OpenSource Software Happy Hour on March 11? #FOSS
RT @CorvetteBlogger: http://twitpic.com/17xiii - CorvetteBlogger’s ‘66 Corvette gets 5 qts of Mobil 1 15w-50 in preparation for drive to …
Done running wires..on to patching drywall
Ah.. sunroof open on the way to work.. finally
I am so f’ing tired of traffic
I have a question!
Curse the answer length limit
dseymore:
Why do you go over the speed limit?
http://bit.ly/9nd1Jx - solved.. don’t buy a #Toyota
February 2010
14 posts
Frustrated by creating a sample project based on system I work on. If I were to start a project from scratch I wouldn’t pick the same stack.
Mmm.. bacon in the chocolate fountain.. what a fantasic idea
Turning my road rage energy to beer and coding
Over an hour and a half to get home tonight.. and Liffey is stuck in doggy daycare overnight now… I hate traffic
Once again.. I’m in an f-ing igloo
Discovered I really like Jameson’s 18 (not that the 12 was that bad)
Sitting in a fucking igloo. .. fuck yeah @rruana
That sucks :(
dseymore:
I bought the 60gb playstation 3 on July 20 2007, and it died today, February 5 2010.
Now I have a new 250gb unit, but, my last backup was on january 3rd 2009.. a whole year of games.. gone.
lets see how much it costs to repair.
RT @OpenSourceGov: Join us for a Free / Open Source Software Happy Hour in #DC! #opengov #gov20 http://bit.ly/bI9FC4
RT @OpenJonathan: Today’s my last day at Sun. I’ll miss it. Seems only fitting to end on a #haiku. Financial crisis/Stalled too many cus …
Snowpocalypse!!! As usual the media is scaring everyone.
About time, but they need to bump it to 80. RT @trapster: #Virginia Boosts Speed Limit to 70 http://bit.ly/dmwyhD
RT @Z_Bowman: @EmmaRSmith Now if only #Virginia will repeal that stupid radar detector law, we’d be good to go.
Pachyderm; I know how you like the elephant themed names :)
btw.. what is “it”
dseymore:
Ahh! let the user name it.
January 2010
17 posts
GM to the rescue.. California Fail.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magne_Charge
dseymore:
Why dont electric cars just charge themselves by parking in a charging capable parking spot. Why do they all still have cables, and plugs, and blah.
https://thejoojoo.com/sites/ - better then the iPad?